onion

Since I'm not playing real fantasy football this year (need to focus on fantasy baseball, I'm terrible at football), I might have to try The Onion's Fantasy Football league :)

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awesome.

Quoted: Important news out of Haiti's capital today. The Onion's Don Abrams reports live.More coverage at: http://www.onion.com

another french onion soup recipe.

Quoted: The official home of Delia Smith the UK's favourite TV cook including recipes, cookery tips, menu planning, food ideas, discussion boards and more.

Making french onion soup tomorrow for the first time for relatives - trying to sort through the recipes to find the best one. Anyone have any suggestions?

Really thought provoking stuff here.

Quoted: The Onion News Network's Jean Anne Whorton looks at how immigration has affected one former corporate executive.

You have got to be kidding me--some anti-choice blogger has taken issue with an article from The Onion, responding to it as if it was actually fact and not satire. Wow, these people are more ignorant and obtuse than I previously imagined.

Check out the comments, too--they're pretty awesome.

UPDATE: I just clicked through to the front page of this blog, and this fool has posted a follow-up piece in which HE STILL DOESN'T UNDERSTAND that the Onion article was a piece of satire, written by a comedy writer using a pseudonym, and not promoting the viewpoint of an actual person. Somebody please FedEx this guy a freaking clue!

redotted from Eric

Quoted: Here are some quotes from a pro-abortion person, Miss Caroline Weber, who wrote an article at The Onion online magazine.

This is one of the best Onion News Network reports ever. The ending is especially fucking hilarious.

Quoted: On the eve of the Sears Classic 500, legendary NASCAR coach Dan Amon shares his strategy for driving really fast in circles.

Hehe :)

Quoted: You put shit on my desk, you just signed your death warrant.