chuck norris

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Chuck Norris invades the video game world. His punches are just as deadly.

1. Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
2. On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down “Violence” as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.
3. Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can’t get up the courage to tell him.
4. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
5. Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
6. Chuck Norris was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds.
7. The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris.
8. Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
9. Chuck Norris’ calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.
10. Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

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I seriously can't stop..

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Brilliant!

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while we're on the topic of chuck norris, this video is pretty darned funny from about the second 1/2 onward. I suggest pausing it and letting it download before trying to watch it and getting interrupted though.

Quoted: Chuck Norris On SNL

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Quoted: Top Ten Facts about Chuck Norris

awwwwwesome~ thanks for dotting this derek.

Facts you need to know about Chuck Norris.

Quoted: Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

I love the concept, but could have been done so much better. I'm surprised they didn't cash in on all the Chuck Norris-ism.

Such as:
"There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist."
"The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain."