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so somehow this is MySpace's fault and not the child's/parent's, right? like if a child took candy from a stranger on the street....we would so the park bench she was sitting on at the time for not protecting her?

Quoted: In May, after a series of e-mails and phone calls, he picked her up at school, took her out to eat and to a movie, then drove her to an apartment complex parking lot in South Austin, where he sexually assaulted her, police said. He was arrested May 19.

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No... you've got to be kidding me. This woman actually has a job on TV? What audience are they catering to?!?

Quoted: During a discussion about Epicurus, who predates Jesus by over 300 years, Sherri makes the remark, "Nothing predates the Christians"

We All Know Who Blew It for the Yankees, Don't We?

Quoted: I mean, I'm pretty sure I do. Jeter had like two hits, and Posada hit .0003, and Wang had a 19.00 ERA in two starts...but it's gotta be ARod's fault, right?

Quoted: First of all, when he hit the solo home run -- achieving the best possible outcome in that at bat -- his team was down by four. What a selfish asshole that he would only hit a solo home run in that scenario. What's the deal, ARod? Only care about yourself? Only want yourself to cross the plate?

Please, Mr. Ilitch, please...just consider it.

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bwahahahaha...thank God i never get this drunk :o)

I take issue with nearly every food and diet related item on this list. This is why so many people are so fat--they have no freaking common sense or self-control when it comes to food.

Some examples:
"7. Eat half your dessert."
>Or don't eat dessert at all, fatty.

"18. Drink diet soda."
>Or don't drink soda at all.

"32. Use vegetable oils instead of solid fats."
>No shit?

"110. Make up a batch of brownies with applesauce instead of oil or shortening."
> /head explodes

ABSURD!!!!

Quoted: The father of Josh Hancock filed suit Thursday, claiming a restaurant provided drinks to the St. Louis Cardinals relief pitcher even though he was intoxicated prior to the crash that killed him.

rex is a dumb dumb

Oh, some of these are just 'brilliant'.

now jail time for pirating music is worse than if you have child porn.

Quoted: It appears that the DMCA will have a maximum sentence of ten years inside for the crime of software and music piracy.