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This Christian news site uses word substitution to filter its news stories. One such filter is to change the word "gay" to "homosexual". After Tyson Gay's performance at this weekend's Olympic track and field trials, hilarity ensued.
2 FaversShareViewed: 9 TimesQuoted: Tyson Homosexual easily won his semifinal for the 100 meters at the U.S. Olympic track and field trials and seemed to save something for the final later Sunday. His wind-aided 9.85 seconds was a fairly cut-and-dry performance compared to what happened a day earlier. On Saturday, Homosexual misjudged the finish in his opening heat and had to scramble to finish fourth, then in his quarterfinal a couple of hours later, ran 9.77 to break the American record that had stood since 1999.
Haha, this is pretty funny. Of course, the answer is that none of this crap should be on the courthouse lawn. The FSM clashes horribly with the building, and all the other stuff on the lawn makes the whole place look kitchy. It seems they've decided to allow people to clutter the lawn with whatever crap they can think of. I don't see why anyone stopped with FSM, why not put something on the lawn representing every religion possible. It will look horrible, but at least we'd all have an equal say in its horribleness, right?
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click to play1 FaverShareViewed: 2 TimesQuoted: he act itself occurred at the intersection[b] of Phan Dinh Phung Boulevard and Le Van Duyet Street.[18] Thích Quảng Đức emerged from the car along with two other monks. One placed a cushion on the road while the second opened the trunk and took out a five-gallon gasoline can. As the marchers formed a circle around him, Thích Quảng Đức calmly seated himself in the traditional Buddhist meditative lotus position on the cushion. His colleague emptied the contents of the gasoline container over Thích Quảng Đức's head. Thích Quảng Đức rotated a string of wooden prayer beads and recited the words "Nam Mô A Di Đà Phật" ("homage to Amitabha Buddha") before striking a match and dropping it on himself. Flames consumed his robes and flesh, and black oily smoke emanated from his burning body.[18][20]
Oh my, this is great.
1 FaverShareViewed: 6 TimesQuoted: Four Crises Facing Evolution. The second law of thermodynamics, fossil gaps, no known mechanism, and the age of the earth as four crises facing the theory of evolution.
Change the signs letters to suit your verbal needs. The Homer Simpson road sign generator! The First Chruch Of Springfield!
2 FaversShareViewed: 24 Times2 FaversShareViewed: 8 TimesQuoted: Over the past several years, the momentum has shifted away from hard-core materialism. The brain seems less like a cold machine. It does not operate like a computer. Instead, meaning, belief and consciousness seem to emerge mysteriously from idiosyncratic networks of neural firings. Those squishy things called emotions play a gigantic role in all forms of thinking. Love is vital to brain development... The cognitive revolution is not going to undermine faith in God — it’s going to challenge faith in the Bible.
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