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dubya tee eff.

Quoted: Sarah Palin pardons a Thanksgiving Turkey in Alaska and then gives a speech as many Turkey's are slaughtered right behind her.Stay Classy Alaska!

Clickety click to see what a Sarah Palin Presidency might look like.

Quoted: Can you imagine? We can.

Quoted: An Alaskan hockey mom becomes Vice President in the wackiest family comedy of the year! Sound familiar?

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Happy Rosh Hashana!

Sarah Silverman's new effort to pump up the young Jewish vote.
Too funny!

Quoted: Sarah Silverman wants Jews to gets their butts down to Florida for the Great Schlep.www.thegreatschlep.com

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this is such a painful interview to watch....heartbeat away people....heartbeat away...

Awesomely funny (and so true!)

Quoted: The Great Schlep

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In 1984, Palin won the Miss Wasilla Pageant, a feat that sounds a lot more impressive than it is unless you’ve ever met a girl from Wasilla, few of whom have either a full set of teeth or a vacant womb. She then finished runner up in the Miss Alaska pageant, a feat that sounds a lot more impressive than it is considering the state is nearly 75% male.
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After attending Hawaii Pacific University for a semester—apparently it wasn’t enough of a party school for her—Palin transferred to North Idaho College and then University of Idaho. In 1987, she received a BS in communications, with a minor in political science. That’s right, a poli-sci minor. VP candidate Joe Biden’s 30-plus-year career as U.S. senator pales in comparison, and anyone who says different is sexist.

Quoted: Can you put a price on rape? Sarah Palin says yes!

Sam Harris with some of the first real scrutiny of Palin that I've read. He puts his finger on the issues that scare me the most. Frankly, I'm frightened anyone with her "credentials" could even be chosen to run as VP.

Quoted: The prospects of a Palin administration are far more frightening, in fact, than those of a Palin Institute for Pediatric Neurosurgery. Ask yourself: how has "elitism" become a bad word in American politics? There is simply no other walk of life in which extraordinary talent and rigorous training are denigrated. We want elite pilots to fly our planes, elite troops to undertake our most critical missions, elite athletes to represent us in competition and elite scientists to devote the most productive years of their lives to curing our diseases. And yet, when it comes time to vest people with even greater responsibilities, we consider it a virtue to shun any and all standards of excellence. When it comes to choosing the people whose thoughts and actions will decide the fates of millions, then we suddenly want someone just like us, someone fit to have a beer with, someone down-to-earth—in fact, almost anyone, provided that he or she doesn't seem too intelligent or well educated.