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In other news, TIME magazine believes this was a legit outcome and that they thwarted all attacks and organized efforts by 4Chan members to influence the outcome of this poll.

Quoted: In a stunning result, the winner of the third annual TIME 100 poll, and new owner of the title world's most influential person, is Moot. The 21-year-old college student and founder of the online community 4chan.org, whose real name is Christopher Poole, received 16,794,368 votes and an average influence rating of 90 (out of a possible 100) to handily beat the likes of Barack Obama, Vladimir Putin and Oprah Winfrey. To put the magnitude of the upset in perspective, it's worth noting that everyone Moot beat out actually has a job.

Incredible. The most influential minds in America at work... BTW, the quote directly below is not from some Joe Sixpack asked to comment, it's from Justice Breyer. You know, one of the GOOD justices.

Quoted: "In my experience when I was 8 or 10 or 12 years old, you know, we did take our clothes off once a day, we changed for gym, OK? And in my experience, too, people did sometimes stick things in my underwear."

Quoted: That the school in question was looking for a prescription pill with the mind-altering force of a pair of Advil—and couldn't be bothered to call the child's mother first—hardly matters.

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In what is probably the greatest showcase showdown in Price Is Right history, Drew Carey mails it in like he's still the host of Whose Line Is It Anyway?. What a jerk.

Republican opinion-makers have found a new demon: the US auto industry. Especially demonic are its efforts to build more fuel-efficient cars and Democrats' encouragement of these efforts. Hooray, because Detroit could afford to be taken down a notch or two.

The author (no science in his background) uses the bulk of his space to break down the science behind the Volt. His thesis is that gas goes bad if it stays unused in the tank too long. So stop trying to save gas or your gas will go bad, idiot unionists.

Quoted: You have in GM's Volt a perfect car of the Age of Obama -- or at least the Honeymoon of Obama, before the reality principle kicks in.

Quoted: The public now has no idea what to expect -- except miracles, reconciling all opposites, turning all hard choices into gauzy win-wins. Thanks to Detroit, his honeymoon is about to end before it begins.

This is a instructional video on how to charge a cell phone with a flashlight. Pretty simple to do it seems.

My faith in humanity is trending downward.

Quoted: Having lost her cell phone privileges, Meghan Kalbas, 17, is getting an unwanted crash course in 1980s 101. "On a difficulty level of 1 to 10, this is definitely a 10. I have no idea if anyone's texting me. It's like the one thing I can't live without," she said...For one thing, she's gleaned a clearer picture of what life was like for Ariel, the bad-girl preacher's daughter she plays in the Spotlite Theatrix Company production of "Footloose."

Oh no. Arugula!!

Zwier, please tell me that the Obama campaign is just hiding in the tall grass, compiling all of McCain's inexcusable gaffes and sophomoric retorts and lumping them into one 3 minute ad that they'll show during every football game on the NFL's opening weekend.

Quoted: Pressed on growing controversy over McCain's comment on not knowing how many houses he has, McCain's spokesman loses his cool... "In terms of who's an elitist, I think people have made a judgment that John McCain is not an arugula-eating, pointy headed professor-type based on his life story."

And if you're playing Obama Attack Bingo, the McCain response also featured references to Tony Rezko, Hawaii, Obama making $4 million last year and McCain's time as a POW.

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What the... Never seen anything like this before.

Though it looks like GTA with the skin of Japanese school girls, pikachu and dorimon, with a little Metal Gear involved too.