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There's a new blog opening up tomorrow - Weird Universe - for anyone who needs a good daily dose of weird ... this includes this nice NRA ad with a poem about not shooting your friends.

Quoted: Yes, it's true. Back in 1962, some genius of a press agent thought the image of the National Rifle Association could be improved by creating a cartoon spokesman who would offer rhymed messages about not accidentally offing your friends.

Japan has successfully set a new world record. Having paired up 250 men and 250 women who commensed to have sex in same place and same time, completing the world biggest orgy ever!

The Orgy was held in a warehouse with a professional camera crew taking pictures and recorded the whole event.

This is the story Javon Walker is allegedly telling in regards to his recent robbery:

Quoted: “I was just back at my room and at about 5:30 in the morning I got a knock at the door. I opened it and 3 guys with guns were there. They cracked me in the head a few times, knocking me unconscious. They then robbed me of everything I had; my watch, money, everything! Somehow they got me to a car and dropped me off in the street. That’s what happened.”

The name of his hotel? The Bellagio in Las Vegas. Somehow nobody saw any of this?

Don`t think it`s a good idea for wallpaper use...

This is rather revolting when you pair it with the CNN main page story about 120,000 starving Ethiopian children.

Quoted: NEW YORK (Reuters) - Its creators admit it is the ultimate in decadence: a $175 hamburger. The Wall Street Burger Shoppe just raised its price from $150 to assure its designation as the costliest burger

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Forget the fact that this is a (ridiculous) song. Let's analyze the real life scenario this song is based on:

You suspect your boyfriend of being unfaithful. Surely there has to be a better way to confirm your suspicions than smelling his junk.

It would make my day (and restore my faith in humanity) to find out this was an elaborate prank.

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I think its officially time to put Detroit in the hands of OCP and Robocop... Shrek!!

Quoted: A Detroit City Council special investigative session into a police whistle-blower lawsuit settlement erupted into a yelling match when President Pro Tem Monica Conyers made claims that she was being disrespected. The argument began when Conyers asked an independent attorney who was testifying if the council could be sued by Detroit residents for approving the $8.4-million lawsuit settlement.

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About 2 mins in some Detroit area 6th graders take Monica Conyers to task over her childish behavior in a city council meeting.

Quoted: Detroit City Councilwoman Monica Conyers is confronted by middle School children about her comments made to Detroit City Council President Kenneth Cockrel Jr...

Something you may not know about me. I don't like pandas. I know they're cute, but they are like the Terry Schiavo of the animal kingdom. They're doing everything they can to go extinct and we won't let them, just because people think they're cute. I don't have an ecological or ethical objection to the panda saving efforts, its just that these animals seem so content with going extinct that I have almost decided that enough is enough.

They don't eat meat, but instead eat berries and bamboo. They can't get much protein or energy from bamboo shoots because their digestive system sucks, which means they have to eat 30 pounds of bamboo a day to survive. They don't like to mate, so their numbers are significantly lower than they should be.

And look at that stupid look on this panda's face. He is happy to do nothing in the interest of self-preservation. Stupid panda jerk.

Quoted: Animal handlers in China have developed a "sexercise" program to try to encourage extinction-threatened pandas to overcome their notoriously low sex drives. Featuring hip and pelvic-strengthening "dances" for male pandas, the program also sees inexperienced pandas watching their older relatives make love to learn a few moves.