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There are all different kinds of crazy is this world, but drunk crazy can get pretty wild.

Just ask Simon Hill.

The British man was on the receiving end of a knife to the shoulder because he ate all the chips and royally angered his girl.

Really. That’s the account in the Daily Mail.

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Hill and his girlfriend, Dianne Margaret Clayton, 34, were having a good ole time drinking with friends when Clayton got mad because Hill had the nerve to eat all the chips.

Clayton slapped Hill across the face and then stabbed him in the shoulder, according to the prosecutor in the case. The defense attorney said his client didn’t remember much about what happened, due to the drinking.

Clayton pleaded guilty to assault causing bodily harm and was sentenced to 26 weeks in jail and ordered to pay the victim the equivalent of $144 US dollars.

That’s a lot of chips.