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I’m not keeping score, but if I was, Kimberly Garner would be losing to the wind, making us viewers the real winner.

When the wind hiked the 26-year-old English socialite’s skirt up, revealing her sexy matching red thong, I was at a loss for words.

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We owe the wind a big thank you and hope it keeps up the good work.

Marilyn Monroe would be so proud.