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Losing a purse can be a real pain in the ass (well, I assume anyway, I wouldn’t know from experience or anything), and Hayley Minn knows that feeling all too well.

According to Mirror, after the 25-year-old London native went out for a night on the town, she went home sans purse, because when you’re going out to have a good time, often the last things you’re thinking about are your personal belongings.

Lucky for her, she got the purse back. But not — how shall we say? — in the most conventional of ways.

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Roughly six weeks after losing her purse, it arrived to her house in the mail, however it was accompanied by one of the most disturbing, creepy letters…ever. Just feast your eyes on this doozy:

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This ” funny stud” took things beyond too far, and I’m not quite sure in what world any of this would be okay, but he definitely blew any shot that he would or could have had. Not like he had a real shot anyways, but slim went to none, in one horribly written letter. Needless to say, there was no date, and luckily for Minn, she never heard from this fella again. Bullet dodged.