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Daniel Marchese didn’t have a good day.

The Pennsylvania man faces eight charges after a bizarre evening that featured an alleged stolen car, pink lingerie, threats, and much, much more, according to a report in Trib Total Media.

Where to begin …

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Police say they found Marchese in a stolen vehicle at an Oakland, PA., bus stop with his pants down around his thighs while wearing pink lingerie with his penis exposed. When police arrived, they said he was drifting in and out on consciousness and became violent, kicking officers and threatening them, according to  the report

He has been charged with aggravated assault, receiving stolen property, indecent exposure, disorderly conduct, open lewdness, driving under the influence, a summary open container citation and weapons violations.

And, his preliminary investigation is on Valentine’s Day.

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