It’s 2017, and finally it appears the gods are shining down on stoners. In the tiny town of Parachute, Colorado, a store called The Tumbleweed Express has just been approved to open the first marijuana drive-thru. Pretty awesome, right?
Customers will be able to purchase marijuana without ever having to leave their car. Sure, some might have had this luxury in the past when meeting their weed guy down the block. But, this here is totally different. This here is the McDonald’s of marijuana, and the only stipulation is that all parties in the vehicle be 21 years old or older.
As if smoking pot doesn’t make people lazy enough, now they don’t even have to leave their cars to buy it. Congrats Colorado, you’ve found a way to make potheads even lazier. And for that, we thank you.