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When police went to respond to a car wreck, they found an Alachua, Florida  woman seated behind the wheel of a black Dodge Intrepid, which was wedged nicely in a ditch.

So began the strange tale of Cheryl Ann Morris, 54, who now stands accused of driving under the influence and DUI property damage, according to the Florida Highway Patrol.

When an officer arrived at the scene, he asked if Morris was hurt, She replied she was, “dead,” according to a report in When the officer told her that was a serious question, he asked another: are you wearing a seatbelt? reported her response was:

“What do I look, stupid?”

You be the judge.