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Jordan Carver is a German glamour model with jaw-dropping measurements (43-24-35 and a 32HH bra), so it’s no surprise that she couldn’t get the zipper up on her ski suit.

We don’t find fault in that either, as this video of her jet skiing is really more about magnificent chest than it is about water sports.

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All this video is missing is a little fish jumping out of the water and straight into her cleavage.

The ending of this video is very awkward, though. I think she’s under the impression that people learn to jet ski just by enjoying watching others jet ski. I guess learning by osmosis is a real thing in Germany.