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Sometimes the stuff that cysts are made of flows slowly from it’s orifices. Sometimes, it’s like curdled cheese and slithers it’s way out of it’s hiding place.

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This time, it shoots out of the whole in this guy’s back like it’s a sniper rifle, splattering on the window of the van behind him. This doesn’t happen just once, but twice and the guy performing the removal has to be wondering how he got himself in this mess.

Friends are supposed to be there to help you through anything, but I can’t imagine allowing my best bud’s back just to possibly shoot in my face. It can’t even land on my van unless he plans on cleaning it afterwards.