Because the Internet is flush with strange, strange people, the story of one woman’s poop concealment has now turned her into some sort of sex symbol.
A woman named Makela blew up the Internet like a broken toilet after she tweeted about having to hide her poop (yes, actual poop) in her purse during a date, because the toilet wouldn’t flush.
Check out the Twitter play-by-play here, because it’s a real shit show.
Anyway, it turns out that Makela also really likes flaunting her figure on Twitter, which has gotten the attention of many the intrigued suitor.
We wonder how many of these potential love interests Makela has ending up poo-pooing.