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By the looks of the empty whiskey bottle and his huge grin, this guy got good and liquored up before lancing the giant zit on his arm.

A zit that, according to his buddy and popping partner, has been festering for three-four years.

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As soon as his friend slices into the bulging cyst, it ruptures all over the place, taking everyone by surprise.

The best part is that when the friend pauses to wipe the gunk “off his face,” the patient grabs a hold of the monster and squirts slime and pus everywhere.

By the time they’re finished there’s plenty of cheese to go around.