An Oklahoma City, Okla. man named John had seen a lot of stories in the news of people stealing packages from front porches, so he decided to lay a little trap.
John filled a parcel with poop and other things worth wasting, left it out on his porch, set up a camera and waited.
Months later, a woman fell for the bait hook, line and sinker.
“My first thought is to tackle and pepper spray this person,” John told KOCO, “but I’m like, I can’t tackle and pepper spray some poor woman.”
Instead, John called police and reveled in the fact that the woman had stolen dog poop.
“I hope she opened it up in her car,” he said. “It’s been fermenting in there for a couple of months now.”