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California’s got some scary roads. And here’s a dimwit driving on one of them.

This dash cam video shows that, while a lot of Southern California roads might seem perfect for a little high speed fun, they’re also more than perfect for high speed danger. Rife with blind corners, hairpin turns, and beautiful scenery, these are the kinds of roads where one slip up, more times than not, comes with deadly consequences.

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This guy appears to have lucked out in a big way, though. Imagine the chances that a perfectly situated drainage ditch would be the one thing keeping you from rolling hundreds of feet down a mountain and certain death. He should’ve picked up a few powerball tickets after that near miss, because he survived.