If you go to Hooters on Valentine’s Day, free chicken will appear before eyes if you tear up a picture of your ex, the restaurant has announced.
“Because your ex’s picture is worth a thousand curse words,” it reads. “Mend your broken heart. Get rid of that photographic reminder of you-know-who by answering a few quick questions. Your responses will provide the most satisfying method of disposal, so the healing can begin.
Our method? Bury it.
Here’s how it works: buy ten wings on Feb. 14 and get ten free if you tear up bad memories.
Which ex should you tear up, you ask?
What if you have a “whole book” of ex-flames?
We’re gonna need a bigger shredder.