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This German glamor model is so sexy she makes a clean shower dirty.

The voluptuous Jordan Carver does an incredible job of washing up those massive melons.

Related: Jordan Carver was literally popping out of this dress

I’m convinced that soaping up those puppies is a full-time job and quite possibly a never-ending process. I mean look at those things, they’re huge.

If she does find some extra time, I could use a sponge bath.