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Jordan Carver doesn’t need any sort of flotation device with those things. The incredibly busty German model is once again raising temperatures everywhere by trying to fit her massive G, or even H, cups into a bikini top so small, she could use it to secure a loaf of bread.

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Nobody’s complaining, though. Sooner or later, the inevitable wardrobe malfunction will happen. And we can only hope and pray it’s captured on video.