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Kate Upton challenging you to anything? Hell yeah, who wouldn’t be down for that? The question is: do you think you could win at whatever the challenge was, without knowing before hand? You’d have to be pretty confident you could.

That is until she tells you it’s a suped-up staring contest. Sure, I’d love to keep my eyes fixated on Kate, too. But when she’s allowed to seduce you and expect you to keep your eyes above her neck, that’s not a contest, that’s optical torture.

What’s the ultimate prize for lasting 45 seconds? Who knows? Maybe they’ll say “your prize was staring at Kate Upton for 45, uninterrupted seconds.

I’d strangely be okay with that, too.