To paraphrase Nietzsche, “If you gaze long into the abyss, the abyss gazes back into you.” And by the looks of this KFC-engineered monstrosity of a “pizza,” the abyss isn’t just gazing back—it’s hitting us up to go catch a movie this weekend. Like, you and the abyss are bros, now.
This is the KFC Chizza: “…a pizza that features fried chicken as the crust… A slab of fried chicken is covered in pizza sauce, cheese, and other toppings like pineapple and green peppers and is then baked.” It makes the fast-food chain’s infamous Double Down look like a cobb salad.
KFC began selling the Chizza in the Philippines in early 2015, but as of just a couple days ago, the chain is bringing its monstrous creation over to Singapore, where, based on the already-huge swell of popular demand, it’s guaranteed to be a hit.
And you know what that means: it’s only a matter of time before this Godzilla of fried chicken pizzas reaches our vulnerable shores.