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Remember that river of slime in Ghostbusters II? That’s pretty much what it looks like below this woman’s belt, as a puss-filled cyst ruptures and oozes down the crease of her butt crack.

Just as I was afraid of that slime, I’m just as afraid of those bodily fluids making their way to uncharted regions.

The very least the doctor could do would be to put a ridiculous amount of towels in her crack, so it doesn’t ooze too far. No one needs to know what cyst pus and feces mixed smells like.