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His name is Furious Pete, and he’s here to…eat.

Are you not entertained?!

I mean, frankly, I’m a bit scared. I also don’t know why this video needs to be five minutes long; the crux of the whole thing is this man shoving a pile of fries into his face and then, Kobayashi-style, coaxing them down his gullet. This man is pretty much a human anaconda.

I refer you again to Tarrare.

…and to this dead-on assessment by the Simpsons:

(h/t Foodbeast)