His name is Furious Pete, and he’s here to…eat.
Are you not entertained?!
I mean, frankly, I’m a bit scared. I also don’t know why this video needs to be five minutes long; the crux of the whole thing is this man shoving a pile of fries into his face and then, Kobayashi-style, coaxing them down his gullet. This man is pretty much a human anaconda.
I refer you again to Tarrare.
…and to this dead-on assessment by the Simpsons: