He’s making a list, checking it twice and don’t mess with him because he’s got a loaded pistol and he knows how to use it.
Back in 2011, Old St. Nick celebrated the 100-year anniversary of the Colt 1911 with a little target practice “Jingle Bells,” which might not be the most traditional way to perform the classic Christmas carol, but hey, we didn’t hate it.
Sharpshooter Santa may be a little different than the Kris Kringle you’re used to hearing about, but let’s just say that the Grinch won’t be trying to steal Christmas any time soon. Because the fast gunslinger this side of the North Pole came here to do two things: eat cookies and take down targets. And he’s all out of cookies.