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This inquisitive young woman ran all the models to find out why boobs go to other Youtube channels in droves instead of hers.

She theorized that it was boobs, boobs and more boobs … everywhere in every direction.

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And her calculations were correct, of course. The American male cannot see enough. So to remedy this reality of the marketplace, she rolled out her uptops and made them dance.

Better yet, she might want to go old-school with a dinner theater featuring strippers on the world’s largest revolving stage. Then pull out her smartphone.