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Who had a better a reason to slap her man: Scarlett O’Hara or this very attractive German gal, who looks good in red?

Scarlett: You’d rather live with that silly little fool who can’t open her mouth except to say “yes” or “no” and raise a passel of mealy-mouthed brats just like her.

Ashley: You mustn’t say unkind things about Melanie.

Scarlett: Who are you to tell me I mustn’t? You led me on… you made me believe you wanted to marry me.

Ashley: Now Scarlett, be fair. I never at any time … .

Scarlett: You did, it’s true, you did. I’ll hate you until you die … I can’t think of anything bad enough to call you!

Whack!

Now, for our second role play.

D-Bag: (Grabs the up-top of the very attractive German gal, who looks good in red.)

Attractive German gal: (Whack!)

Going to go with European gal, though the dialogue in Gone with the Wind was far superior.

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