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I thought everything was bigger in Texas? If this woman has anything to say about it, we’ll be using Russian from this point on, because this woman is supposed to have the biggest boobs in all the land. At least on television.

The look on her face even says “Honey, my boobs have their own gravitational pull.”

Could you imagine this Russian bombshell getting frustrated and trying to cross her arms to show her anger? My guess is it never goes as well as she imagines it would.