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This is the “side boob” hour.

Well, not really, but shouldn’t it be?

Whenever I see Silvina Luna and she’s not in my arms, I can’t help but think I’m missing out on one of life’s great treasures. She’s part model and part magician because only a sorceress could turn around so viciously and have everything remain hidden under that top. It’s the ultimate tease.

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Maybe you have to be an old fart with lots of dogs to attract a woman this smokin’ hot.

The Argentinian beauty is not only a model, but a comedian and actress. I’m not sure if this is supposed to be funny, but is it too late for a Golden Globe nomination? For no reason other than being so damn gorgeous?