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This crazy-ass craze of combining Cheetos with everything has got to stop. The bonkers food fusion idea was first confined mainly to California, with dishes like the Flamin’ Hot Cheeto pizza and the Flamin’ Hot Cheeto sushi burrito (also, a sushi burrito? That’s just a whole other abomination entirely). But now, like a Flamin’ Hot Cheeto cropdust, it’s spread all the way to Freehold, New Jersey in the form of the Flamin’ Hot Cheeto bagel that comes with jalapeño cheddar cream cheese.

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The place responsible for this sorcery? The Bagel Nook, also the brains behind for the equally disturbing Dorito Bagel, which comes with your choice of bacon cheddar cream cheese, cool ranch cream cheese or ghost pepper cream cheese.

You’re probably asking yourself: buy why? Well, let’s allow Bagel Nook owner Alex Berkowitz explain himself.

“The idea of the Flaming Hot Cheeto Bagel was developed because most of our bagels are sweet,” Alex Berkowitz told Mashable. “We first started with a savory spinach garlic, then decided that was too common. We then needed to up the anti with savory and hot.”

Savory and hot, huh? We guess we’ll have to take your word for it.
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