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Right idea, wrong execution.

This little guy apparently knew that his only chance in a fight against a kid more than half his size would be to stick and move all day long. A la Floyd Mayweather, Jr.

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Only thing is, Mayweather doesn’t get caught, evidenced by his spotless record. This little dude? He’s probably wishing he’d kept the slippery thing going a little longer after nearly getting body slammed into the earth’s inner layers.