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This is really quite amazing. How? What? It’s almost like this water-bound pole is some sort of boat-killing magnet.

Do you even need me to caption this for you?

Oh, you do?

Well, shit, I don’t think I can offer you much more than my initial surprise and befuddlement. Other than my hopes this guy didn’t get hurt. I mean, who knows? It might take a special kind of intoxication to hit what is quite literally the only object in the river. Maybe homeboy didn’t feel a thing? Let’s hope he didn’t feel a thing.

(h/t Barstool Sports)