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There are no words.

This reminds me of Tarrare—but, you know, with nachos. So many nachos.

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Per Epic Meal Time’s description:

To celebrate the Super Bowl we made the largest nachos and dip plate you’ll ever see. This nachos are huge! And it’s just under 400,000 calories!

While the food org claims this is the largest serving of nachos ever whipped up, that seems a little apocryphal. But hey, who am I to doubt the verity of this monstrosity of chips, cheese and a cornucopia of toppings?

We shouldn’t have to say this, but maybe don’t try this at home, folks.

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