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Miss Eleni Menegaki is committing a cardinal sin and should be punished severely for it. What sin, you ask?

How about the sin of putting her sweater cannons on stand-by, ready to fire when we’re at peace? Seriously though, how is it fair for her to be just that perfect? Maybe she’s a really terrible person behind closed doors. Like if someone ruins her order at a fancy restaurant, she has them beheaded.

When you’re basically the most popular woman in your country, that’s one of the perks, right? Wear really exposing tops and have a guillotine ready for the first person to piss you off?