This just ain’t right. Strip clubs (and strippers by extension) are supposed to be a safe haven for men and to toy with these poor guys like this is just ruthless.
First of all, zombies are like top five on lists of “Things to actively avoid” and a zombie apocalypse means we’re all screwed. Next, don’t go mixing emotions with guys. One guy went from getting his faced rubbed by a stripper’s booty to screaming at the top of his lungs because he was afraid the zombie might straight up eat his face off.
If you run out on a dance, and are traumatized by the experience, was the initial lap dance free? It has to be.