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Is this a contest to see who has the best paint job? If so, it’s a four-way tie and I’d judge this contest every day for the rest of my life.

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Body paint is always great, but when they come in the form of bikini bottoms and deep-cut soccer jerseys, you can’t help but marvel at the artistic nature. Actually, we really don’t care about the “artistic” part. Just the way the paint makes their bodies even better.