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Your barber should be one of the most important people in your life. They’re the ones that decide whether you’re going to look your best, or look like a complete fool. That means it’s important to focus on the task at hand, stay still and let them do their thing.

How could you possibly expect this to happen when your barber has her guns out, locked and loaded?

These poor guys get a pass for being overwhelmed by the power of a great pair of boobs, as I’m sure the majority of us would, too. They’re so enamored with her cans, they fail to realize moving closer to the mirror is moving them further away from her actual body—they’re too busy focusing on the reflection.

Man, the power of breasts. They probably moved so much, they left without getting their hair cut.