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This monkey kind of helps the evolutionists theory, doesn’t it? Either that, or this little guy has been exposed to way too much television and is now just as horny as the people who take care of him.

What do they tell you at the zoo? Don’t feed the animals? Now you can kind of see why that’s a no-no.

That’s the only way to explain why he decided to go for second base on this hot girl. It’s not like any of the other cute female primates wear bras and tank tops to hide their monkey parts. Hell, I’m not even sure they have those kinds of monkey parts.

All the more reason for this little dude to see what the fuss is all about, right?