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This guy’s been rocking this pus filled grape on his ear for two years.

How he functioned with this swollen sore dangling from his lobe is beyond comprehension.

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It’s another DYI family surgery and they even have a needle with some “dentist medicine” in it.

After injecting the ear with the special concoction the patient’s mother pokes it with a razor blade—they screw around for a while so skip ahead to 3:05—and LOOK OUT.

It squirts across the room, releasing two years of cheese, goo, and slime.