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I was originally going to say, “Big things come in small ┬ápackages,” but this isn’t small. That’s a pinky nail size cyst that’s on the outside of some dude’s ear. As usual, he’s not going to the doctor. He’s going to let some poor soul with a sharp object pop it.

RELATED: ┬áThis is double trouble … a blackhead covering up a cyst.

And, as usual, everyone is surprised when the goo erupts.

What are they expecting to find in there? Some sort of sweet smelling nectar of the gods that will magically make all ills disappear?

No. From the retching, it just makes everyone ill.