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The first thing I want to know is, how did he get a shoe on?

The second thing — when is he going for a pedicure?

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The last thing — when the doctor popped this gnarly blister and that milky stream of gunk came flying out, did it get in anyone’s eye?

We sure hope that answer is, no.