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Jessica Alba is one of those stars that never got into any trouble, but you kind of wish she did.

Since she’s so beautiful and perfect (on a 10-point scale, she’s at least an 11) it would have made her a little more edgier had she not been such a good girl.

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Thankfully, street grates felt the same way about Jessica as I do and took matters into its own hands by catching her guard with some wind up her skirt.

Of course she wears perfect, white-laced panties underneath. No edge there, but that’s as close to “edgy” as we’ll get without a scene from Sin City.