I think they breed em big down under.
This Aussie has a massive ear zit that seems to have no bottom.
After he squeezes for what seems like an excruciating eternity, he blasts the mirror with a respectable amount of goo.
He squeezes some more and gets an even healthier splatter.
By the time he finishes five minutes later, there is so much cheesy gunk, blood and pus it looks like a mess from a gunshot wound.