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When it came to up-sizing an American classic, the folks over at Epic Meal Time weren’t messing around. They took a chili dog and made into the most amazing chili dog to ever exist on this planet.

A footlong hot dog is usually a pretty big deal, but when you go and make a six-footer, it kind of breaks the mold when it comes to this tailgating staple.

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The key to this fantastic frank is to make one continuous piece of meat, which these geniuses did. And, if that wasn’t hard enough, they also had to tackle the same task when it came to the bun. After combining the enormous hot dog and bun, they then took on the job of topping this colossal wiener.

After getting loaded with chili, cheese, onions and bacon, the frankfurter was packing a whopping 70,534 calories and 589 grams of fat. That’s more than 35-times the recommended daily caloric intake of an average human being, for those of you keeping track at home.

Now, if we could only find a way to make it at this year’s Super Bowl party.