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At first glance you might think this bite that came at the hands—well, legs—of an arachnid is no big deal.

But once the guy pops it and gives it a good squeeze, the flood gates open.

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As his neck spewed a waterfall of pus, goo, and blood, I was quickly reminded of why I don’t like spiders.