Before the folks at Doritos can make a decision on their annual fan-made Super Bowl commercial, they first must comb through thousands of entries, many of which should never see the light of day.
One commercial that falls somewhere in the middle of that equation comes from a 2014 submission that imagines what happens when a bag of Doritos celebrates its one year anniversary with a human girlfriend.
The video shows the bag and the girl lying on a bed, ready to go all the way for the first time.
As the girl prepares herself she tells the bag she loves it and goes in for a kiss.
And then it pops.