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So how does this work? The hotter it is, the more clothes she takes off? If that’s the case, all readings better point to triple-digit temperatures.

As an American poet once uttered: Ay caramba!

If it wasn’t triple digits where she was before, there’s no way it isn’t now, after she stripped down to the bare essentials during her weather report.

It got so real the old man had to get in front of the green screen with her, all but ensuring a heart attack for the old guy. That’s one hell of a risk and I’m not sure I wouldn’t have made the same risk.

Deal with the consequences later, enjoy life (and her) now.