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Jordan Carver, our jet skiing, big-boobed hottie, has joined the fight against Osteoporosis. Well, not really, but after watching her in this photoshoot, it’s definitely believable.

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Maybe they realize exactly what this looks like, maybe that’s the point? For the sake of this not looking like a bunch of guys dousing her with buckets of milk, they had women do it, which is totally fine.

This also kind of makes the whole “milky breasts” thing too literal, does it not? We guess the only question left to ask is: what cereal are you putting in the pool she leaves behind?